A compilation of the one liners

Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior. Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

One Liners about life Sounds like its time to get that Enterprise built! Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

Failure is not an option. Disclaimer Famous One-Liners There are literally thousands of popular one liners in English and also in other languages. Some Really Funny One Liners He told me to quit going to those places.

The Smell of Fear The best thing about these one liners is that they are easy to remember. There is no dance without the dancers. Others whenever they go.

I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

I would like to slip into something more comfortable - like a coma. Now beam down my clothes Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!

These were the ones which we thought were funny enough, however, there must be millions of such one liners with the capability of leaving us in splits. I married my wife for her looks The last thing I want to do is insult you.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

If nothing was learned, nothing was taught. I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice. Everybody repeat after me: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? Back in five minutes. The problem with sex in the movies is, that the popcorn usually spills.

I got lost in thoughts. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes, and you will learn a lot today. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.A compilation of some of the funniest one liners you must have ever heard, which are guaranteed to give you best laughs you had in recent times.

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Absolutely hilarious one liners! The largest collection of the best one line jokes in the world. All rated by visitors and sorted from the best. See TOP 10 witty one-liners.

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We've had a quick scout around the internet for the best one-liners we could find and these were the ones that made us chortle.

God knows we could all do with a laugh. We hope they do the same for you. 1. Famous One-Liners. There are literally thousands of popular one liners in English (and also in other languages).

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A hand-picked collection of thoughtful one liners, keen and winged words of wisdom (as an inspiration) for speeches, letters, greeting cards, weddings, birthdays, and goodbye / farewell.

Absolutely hillarious motivational one-liners! The largest collection of motivational one-line jokes in the world. All sorted from the best by our visitors. See TOP 10 motivational one liners.

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